I hate this. It happens about once a month and it really deflates me.
Do you know who Cesc Fàbregas is? He's currently the captain of Arsenal Football Club, he just won the World Cup with Spain and Barcelona are willing to spend at least £30 million on him. He's five months younger than me. Sports can be so depressing.
I think this calls for a sausage and egg barm. Or "roll" for all you southerners.